{"id":1149,"date":"2010-01-05T22:51:11","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T05:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2010-01-05T22:51:11","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T05:51:11","slug":"north-dakota-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=1149","title":{"rendered":"North Dakota Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q.  Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t they have ice cubes in North Dakota anymore?<br \/>\nA.  Because the little old lady with the recipe died.<\/p>\n<p>Q.  What&#8217;s the best thing to come out of North Dakota in the past 50 years?<br \/>\nA.  Interstate 94<\/p>\n<p>Q.  What&#8217;s the best news to come out of North Dakota in 2010?<br \/>\nA.  Senator Byron Dorgan announced he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2010\/01\/05\/north-dakota-sen-byron-dorgan-running-election\/?test=latestnews\">won&#8217;t be running for re-election<\/a> in November.<\/p>\n<p><em>******JUST BREAKING******<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q.  What&#8217;s even better news than that?<br \/>\nA.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2010\/01\/06\/report-sen-chris-dodd-announce-retirement\/\">Senator Chris Dodd<\/a> is following suit.<\/p>\n<p>Bada bing.<\/p>\n<p>Is this a case of the rats deserting the sinking ship?  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/demc-rats-from-sinking-ship.JPG1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/demc-rats-from-sinking-ship.JPG1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"demc-rats from sinking ship.JPG\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1152\" srcset=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/demc-rats-from-sinking-ship.JPG1.jpeg 400w, http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/demc-rats-from-sinking-ship.JPG1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I report.  You decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t they have ice cubes in North Dakota anymore? A. Because the little old lady with the recipe died. Q. What&#8217;s the best thing to come out of North Dakota in the past 50 years? A. Interstate 94 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=1149\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Xq4i-ix","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1154,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/1154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}