{"id":2302,"date":"2011-09-21T21:36:48","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T04:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2302"},"modified":"2011-09-21T21:36:48","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T04:36:48","slug":"fire-trucks-of-wal-mart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2302","title":{"rendered":"Fire Trucks of Wal-Mart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Guest Post by Loki<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/WalMart-Firetruck.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/WalMart-Firetruck-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"WalMart Firetruck\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2303\" srcset=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/WalMart-Firetruck-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/WalMart-Firetruck.jpg 1021w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While shopping at Wal-Mart the other day I saw their newest fire trucks on display. I was surprised because they had even brought in a fire truck from Utah. They may not look it but I know these are fire trucks because they are parked in the fire lane. I even checked to see if these were fire trucks for handicapped firemen by checking for handicap stickers and mirror hangers. But these were for non-handicapped firemen.<\/p>\n<p>Now, before anybody tries to tell me these were not fire trucks, I know these had to be fire trucks because there is an area reserved in the far side of the parking lot for inconsiderate *ssholes who think that they are special and can ignore rules. <\/p>\n<p>Loki<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest Post by Loki While shopping at Wal-Mart the other day I saw their newest fire trucks on display. I was surprised because they had even brought in a fire truck from Utah. They may not look it but I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2302\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Xq4i-B8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2302"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2306,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302\/revisions\/2306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}