{"id":2721,"date":"2012-10-20T14:57:39","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T21:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2721"},"modified":"2012-10-20T14:57:39","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T21:57:39","slug":"of-bullocks-and-bs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2721","title":{"rendered":"Of Bullocks and BS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew that Montana&#8217;s 2012 election had such a Shakespearean quality about it?  Let me explain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/images-3.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/images-3.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"images-3\" width=\"255\" height=\"197\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2727\" \/><\/a><strong>&#8220;What&#8217;s in a name? That which we call a rose<br \/>\nBy any other name would smell as sweet.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Or not. <\/p>\n<p>We aren&#8217;t thinking star-crossed lovers here. More like &#8220;Lord, what fools these mortals be.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>But perhaps the first quote is more accurate than most realize.  Consider:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>bull\u00c2\u00b7ock<\/strong> noun \\\u00cb\u02c6bu\u00cc\u2021-l\u00c9\u2122k also \u00cb\u02c6b\u00c9\u2122-\\ 1. A bull that has been gelded; a steer: 2. A bull that is not fully grown. 3. <em>Biblical<\/em>: The customary word for bulls offered in sacrifice<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, Montana&#8217;s democrat candidate for governor:  An immature, impotent male destined to be slaughtered on the altar of party politics.   <\/p>\n<p>What has been clear to the audiences in all of the gubernatorial debates over the past few weeks is that there is a serious deficiency in experience and gravitas in Steve Bullock.  Time after time, Rick Hill&#8217;s maturity, knowledge, and depth of experience have left Steve consternated and confused, befuddled and frustrated.  <\/p>\n<p>This is not something that should be a surprise to anyone.  Steve is a young man with a very thin resume: Political appointee for Mike Cooney and Mike McGrath, a few years of private law practice, and four years as AG.   &#8220;Young and dynamic&#8221; &#8211; all adjective, no verb.  For a party with a dearth of top-tier candidates and a virtually non-existent second string, Steve was the strongest possible candidate this year for the state&#8217;s top job.  Unfortunately, <a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=2136\">as was pointed out on this blog months ago<\/a>, a defeat in this election is likely to destroy his political future. But, when your party calls, good little democrats willingly let themselves be sacrificed.<\/p>\n<p>You think this is an exaggeration?  Nay, not so.<\/p>\n<p>Turning our attention to the subject of smelly things, let&#8217;s now focus on some real BS &#8211; a\/k\/a Brian Schweitzer.  <\/p>\n<p>In the recently published <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msubillings.edu\/urelations\/releases\/2012\/MSUB_Poll_Day%202.pdf\">MSU-Billings Poll<\/a>, Schweitzer&#8217;s approval rating was still over 60% &#8211; a not insignificant accomplishment for a modern politician after eight years in office &#8211;  particularly one who <del datetime=\"2012-10-20T18:49:57+00:00\">has continually pissed off<\/del> is held in such disdain by the majority of the state&#8217;s legislators.  One would, therefore, expect that said popular politician would be out on the campaign trail stumping mightily for his fellow democrats.  It&#8217;s not like this is a slam-dunk election for any of them, but certainly, the relatively unknown and underfunded Kim Whatshername could use a little political capital tossed her way.  And in the biggest race of his life, Steve Bullock could definitely use some of Schweitzer&#8217;s help. But do we see Brian on the rubber chicken dinner circuit?  <\/p>\n<p>Nope, not so much.  <\/p>\n<p>In April he was in New York City hobnobbing with the likes of David Letterman, Howie Rich, and the Naked Cowboy.  And &#8211; what do you know?!?! &#8211; at the Democratic National Convention last month, Big Bri was not just rousing the delegates with his customary schtick.  There he was &#8211; literally! &#8211; flooring columnist Dave Barry with his hysterical instructions on&#8230; (wait for it)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/2012\/09\/04\/2984361\/taking-charlotte-by-storm-as-the.html\">How to castrate bullocks<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Poor Steve.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the humor of it\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew that Montana&#8217;s 2012 election had such a Shakespearean quality about it? Let me explain&#8230; &#8220;What&#8217;s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.&#8221; Or not. 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