{"id":289,"date":"2009-01-09T21:33:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T04:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2009-01-09T21:36:50","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T04:36:50","slug":"global-warmers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Global Warmers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because some of us have shoveled way more global warming off our sidewalks this winter than we really want to, it is incumbent upon me to share a couple of my favorite drinks for warming up after coming in from the cold &#8211; as a public service.  Trust me, these are not the same as your mother&#8217;s hot cocoa with marshmallows.<\/p>\n<p> <strong>HOT TODDY<\/strong><br \/>\nDouble Shot of Crown Royal (or the cheap stuff if you&#8217;re not too picky)<br \/>\n1 1\/4 oz Real Lemon Concentrate<br \/>\n1 Squirt Vanilla Syrup (it&#8217;s not just for lattes any more!)<br \/>\nFill cup with boiling water<\/p>\n<p><strong>IRISH COFFEE<\/strong><br \/>\nDouble Shot of Bushmills Irish Whisky (no substitutions, please)<br \/>\n1\/2 tsp. Sugar<br \/>\n2 Squirts Irish Cream Syrup<br \/>\nAdd Fresh Hot Coffee almost to top of cup<br \/>\nTop with real whipped cream (I use one of those fancy cream whipper doohinkies like they use in Starbucks &#8211; really makes a difference &#8211; honest!)<\/p>\n<p>After two or three of either of these fine concoctions, you&#8217;ll find that:  a.) Global Warming may not be such a bad thing after all;  b.) the oceans <em>are<\/em> receding and the whole Hope! Change! thing is starting to make sense;  and c.)  Caroline Kennedy deserves to be <del datetime=\"2009-01-10T03:16:35+00:00\">coronated<\/del> <del datetime=\"2009-01-10T03:16:35+00:00\">correlated<\/del> <del datetime=\"2009-01-10T04:17:01+00:00\">color-coded<\/del> senatored. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy &#8211; and stay warm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because some of us have shoveled way more global warming off our sidewalks this winter than we really want to, it is incumbent upon me to share a couple of my favorite drinks for warming up after coming in from &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=289\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Xq4i-4F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}