{"id":618,"date":"2009-05-17T07:32:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T14:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=618"},"modified":"2009-05-17T07:49:05","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T14:49:05","slug":"a-new-credit-card-and-a-psalm-to-go-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"A New Credit Card and A Psalm to Go With It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/vJHKtLnT0Ak&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>BARACK OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,<br \/>\nI SHALL NOT WANT<br \/>\nHE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL,<br \/>\nFACTORIES AND ABANDONED FARMS.<br \/>\nHE RESTORETH MY DOUBT,<br \/>\nABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.<br \/>\nHE ANNOINTETH MY WAGES WITH TAXES &#038; INFLATION,<br \/>\nMY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.<br \/>\nSURELY POVERTY &#038; HARD LIVING,<br \/>\nSHALL FOLLOW THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY,<br \/>\nAND I SHALL WORK ON A RENTED FARM,<br \/>\nAND LIVE IN A RENTED HOUSE FOREVER.<\/p>\n<p>5000  YEARS AGO MOSES SAID,<br \/>\n&#8220;PACK UP YOUR CAMEL, PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL,<br \/>\n MOVE YOUR ASS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU,<br \/>\nTO THE PROMISED LAND.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5000 YEARS LATER F.D.R. SAID,<br \/>\n&#8220;LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVEL, SIT ON YOUR ASS,<br \/>\nAND LIGHT UP A CAMEL, THIS IS<br \/>\nTHE PROMISED LAND&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THIS YEAR BARACK OBAMA WILL TAKE YOUR SHOVEL,<br \/>\nSELL YOUR CAMEL, KICK YOUR ASS,<br \/>\nAND MORTGAGE THE PROMISED LAND TO CHINA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BARACK OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL, FACTORIES AND ABANDONED FARMS. HE RESTORETH MY DOUBT, ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. HE ANNOINTETH MY WAGES WITH TAXES &#038; INFLATION, MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=618\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Xq4i-9Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":621,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions\/621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}