{"id":842,"date":"2009-09-10T19:16:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T02:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=842"},"modified":"2009-09-11T05:07:54","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T12:07:54","slug":"uh-pardon-me-but-theres-a-bear-in-your-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"Uh&#8230;Pardon Me, But There&#8217;s a Bear in Your Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, <a href=\"www.helenair.com\/news\/local\/article_4f908ad8-9e9d-11de-b21a-001cc4c03286.html\">I&#8217;m not kidding<\/a>.  Things like this happen all the time around here.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/IMG_0736.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/IMG_0736-299x204.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0736\" title=\"IMG_0736\" width=\"299\" height=\"204\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-843\" srcset=\"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/IMG_0736-299x204.jpg 299w, http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/IMG_0736-1024x699.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sure they do.  But I haven&#8217;t got a clue why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I&#8217;m not kidding. Things like this happen all the time around here. Sure they do. But I haven&#8217;t got a clue why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Xq4i-dA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2helenahandbaskets.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}