Have a great day – no matter what you choose to do! And here are a couple of chuckles to keep you smiling all day….
1.) In one high school class recently they were discussing the constitutional qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple – the candidate must be natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, â€What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?â€
2.) Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.