One of my very early posts on this blog back in 2006 was to present the first Snarky Award. Since then I have found a few other meritorious examples. Today, I present for your pleasure, the 2011 winner:
In response to an article by Josh Gerstein in Politico, reprinted at Lucianne.com, titled, “Anti-Obama Protest Turns Violent“, that began with the sentence, “Brazilians protesting the imminent visit of President Barack Obama struck the U.S. consulate in Rio de Janeiro with a Molotov cocktail Friday, prompting police to respond with rubber bullets, according to local news accounts.”
SafariMan wins the prize with this fabulous retort:
“When told that there were Brazillions protesting him Barry asked, ‘How many is a brazillion?'”
Ba da bing!
Upon hearing of Obama’s dilema Joe Biden rushed to the ‘Joe Biden’ train station in Wilmington DE to jump a train to Brazil. Unfortunatly the train was delayed because it was over budget and behind schedule,….. and does not go to Brazil.
The Secret Service agents are flipping coins, the loser has to tell Biden the bad news.
Bull’s-eye!
Of course, you know this is an old George Bush joke. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brazillion