Top Ten D’oh Predictions for 2012

Guest Post by Loki

10. Iraq will fall to Islamic extremists who will install Sharia Law. The country will fall into disrepair. President Obama will blame Bush and the media will find ‘evidence’ to sustain the charge.

9. The economy will continue a languid climb out of the latest recession, which it would have done sooner if President Obama had not interfered. The media will praise Obama’s recovery with daily updates of anything that shows the economy recovering.

8. President Obama will declare the Tea Party a flawed and failed ideal. The media will agree and continue to dig up any dirt to expose the Tea Party as the party of hate and violence.

7. The media will continue to shovel praise on members of Own Wall Street declaring them the new direction for Congress to follow.

6. President Obama will go golfing and tie Il Jung Il’s golfing record (according to the media).

5. The Obama family will go on a vacation. The media will declare that it is needed for Obama to recover from the hate attacks from the Republican Party.

4. The media will find ‘evidence’ to support Obama’s declaration that he is the 4th best president.

3. The European economy will continue to falter. Obama will blame Bush and his ‘illegal wars’. The media will continue to find evidence to support his claim.

2. Chris Mathews will regain his thrill up his leg for Obama.

And the number one D’oh prediction for 2012…

1. Democrats declare that it is time to add the first black president to Mt Rushmore,… and if you disagree you are a racist!

2 thoughts on “Top Ten D’oh Predictions for 2012

  1. How about:
    1A-Hillary and Joe Biteme will change places because Obozo needs the Honkeycrat vote.Sure,it would be difficult having the Arkansas grifters living down the hall,but the Obama’s don’t spend much time in the White Hut anyway.
    1B-Obama will mobilize his army of thugs to loot and burn the country in a wave of violence that would make the Watts riots look like a Sunday picnic.He will then have no choice but to declare a state of emergency and suspend free elections.If this sounds far-fetched,you don’t know the psychotic being we’re dealing with.

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