BARACK OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL,
FACTORIES AND ABANDONED FARMS.
HE RESTORETH MY DOUBT,
ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
HE ANNOINTETH MY WAGES WITH TAXES & INFLATION,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.
SURELY POVERTY & HARD LIVING,
SHALL FOLLOW THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY,
AND I SHALL WORK ON A RENTED FARM,
AND LIVE IN A RENTED HOUSE FOREVER.

5000 YEARS AGO MOSES SAID,
“PACK UP YOUR CAMEL, PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL,
MOVE YOUR ASS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU,
TO THE PROMISED LAND.”

5000 YEARS LATER F.D.R. SAID,
“LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVEL, SIT ON YOUR ASS,
AND LIGHT UP A CAMEL, THIS IS
THE PROMISED LAND”

THIS YEAR BARACK OBAMA WILL TAKE YOUR SHOVEL,
SELL YOUR CAMEL, KICK YOUR ASS,
AND MORTGAGE THE PROMISED LAND TO CHINA.