Guest Post by Loki

While shopping at Wal-Mart the other day I saw their newest fire trucks on display. I was surprised because they had even brought in a fire truck from Utah. They may not look it but I know these are fire trucks because they are parked in the fire lane. I even checked to see if these were fire trucks for handicapped firemen by checking for handicap stickers and mirror hangers. But these were for non-handicapped firemen.

Now, before anybody tries to tell me these were not fire trucks, I know these had to be fire trucks because there is an area reserved in the far side of the parking lot for inconsiderate *ssholes who think that they are special and can ignore rules.

Loki